Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice
Why doesn’t NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.
Why doesn’t NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high.
A student is the only one in the school who can take retests… They say he is remarkable.
A student is the only one in the school who can take retests… They say he is remarkable.
What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish
What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish
this is the worst weather ive ever seen “what about when the wind had sharks in it?” that was a movie dad “oh excuse me weather expert”
this is the worst weather ive ever seen “what about when the wind had sharks in it?” that was a movie dad “oh excuse me weather expert”
I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ… but then he got double crossed.
I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ… but then he got double crossed.
They call them “reality shows” but none of them are about drunk people scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night.
They call them “reality shows” but none of them are about drunk people scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night.
I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading.
I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading.
The wife’s insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it’s cruel we’ve started testing our new products on rabbits. She’s got a point, I suppose… I work in a hammer factory.
The wife’s insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it’s cruel we’ve started testing our new products on rabbits. She’s got a point, I suppose… I work in a hammer factory.