What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !
One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.
What was the name of Gorilla’s girlfriend Go-rilla
What was the name of Gorilla’s girlfriend Go-rilla
Plumbers are a lot like hookers… They’ll unclog your pipes, but it’s gonna cost ya.
Plumbers are a lot like hookers… They’ll unclog your pipes, but it’s gonna cost ya.
What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice.
What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice.
I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N’ Decker.
I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N’ Decker.
I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer.
I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? -Walking. -JK, Rowling
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? -Walking. -JK, Rowling
whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record
whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring herring…herring herring…herring herring.
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring herring…herring herring…herring herring.