Where’s the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue.
Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore.
Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore.
What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!
What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?
Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?
Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision… CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision… CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU
Cop: “Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?” Me: “I’ve been draanking.. I’ve been draanking.. watermeloon..” cop: “surfbort”
Cop: “Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?” Me: “I’ve been draanking.. I’ve been draanking.. watermeloon..” cop: “surfbort”
Guess what? Elephant Butt
Guess what? Elephant Butt
I took two years of anger management courses Now I’m the manager of four brand new anger stores
I took two years of anger management courses Now I’m the manager of four brand new anger stores
Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail.
Ninety percent of being a dog is not realizing your own tail is your own tail.
“OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can’t live like this.” -Elephant
“OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can’t live like this.” -Elephant