Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone’s making a racket.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Nike’s thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal… Just do it
Nike’s thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal… Just do it
What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.
What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.
He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87
He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87
My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
Why is it that most people who are against abortion.. Are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place. R.I.P. George Carlin.
Why is it that most people who are against abortion.. Are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place. R.I.P. George Carlin.
From now on everyone should start saying “No” when asked to be put on hold.
From now on everyone should start saying “No” when asked to be put on hold.
Satan is so gay!
Satan is so gay!
How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.