How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! 😀
I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It’s a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.
I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It’s a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.
Don’t take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks.
Don’t take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks.
hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*
hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*
Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want
Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want
I’d hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office… …for the accursed one takes many forms.
I’d hate to be stuck behind Satan in the post office… …for the accursed one takes many forms.
Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite.
Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite.
Blood’s thicker than water, so remember to pull back on the flour a bit when you substitute it into your baking.
Blood’s thicker than water, so remember to pull back on the flour a bit when you substitute it into your baking.
When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it’s like what am i, your maid
When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it’s like what am i, your maid
What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS
What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS