A man goes to the gas station … and ask the guy who works there: “How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?” The boy stumbles: “Well euhm … nothing I guess.” “Thanks, I’ll have 2 million drops then”
My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany… … he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again.
My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany… … he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again.
I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said “This is what happens to roses who cross me”
I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said “This is what happens to roses who cross me”
[nerdy] A new shoe slogan “Be happy, and you will buy Converse!”
[nerdy] A new shoe slogan “Be happy, and you will buy Converse!”
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I’m not a very good roll model
Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I’m not a very good roll model
For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician’s wife to wave like a normal human being.
For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician’s wife to wave like a normal human being.
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B
It’s not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting
It’s not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting
What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass
What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass