r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))
What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong.
What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong.
I named my penis Richard That’s long for Dick Hey – at least it’s not another Turkey joke.
I named my penis Richard That’s long for Dick Hey – at least it’s not another Turkey joke.
I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable.
I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable.
What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence.
What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence.
“Alex is visiting later tonight.” Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It’s not me, Thelma. Hi Bob.
“Alex is visiting later tonight.” Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It’s not me, Thelma. Hi Bob.
A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders.
A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders.
My wife accused me of pedophilia… So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out.
My wife accused me of pedophilia… So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out.
I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.
I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I’d probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I’d probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.