Category: Farmer jokes

I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no “super” men for instance – Martin Lex Luthor King

*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? “Math, it’s due Friday” *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They’ll never believe u

A wizard is walking down the street… EDIT: Then he turns into a bar. Sorry, put this in the comment rather than the text field. Guilty as charged.

All men are idiots…and I married their king.

I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme… The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton.

What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit

Hard to believe the Cubs last won the World Series 108 years ago. Most of them don’t look a day over 30.

I need to print some my Facebook friends’ status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them.

How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. “A ‘C’ eh! An ‘N’ eh! A ‘D’ eh!” they cried

My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He’s told every other person on earth and I didn’t want y’all to be out of the loop.