My middle finger will be answering all questions today!
Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew
Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew
Two men walk into a bar… The third one ducks.
Two men walk into a bar… The third one ducks.
Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field
Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field
The “Blind People Alphabet” A, B, D, E, F…
The “Blind People Alphabet” A, B, D, E, F…
Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree
Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree
Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo
Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo
Your mother is so fat… …even whilst fucking her it feels like a long-distance relationship.
Your mother is so fat… …even whilst fucking her it feels like a long-distance relationship.
My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places… Like home. Go home.
My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places… Like home. Go home.
r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))
r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))