If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed… …I wanted to make a kaleidoscope
I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed… …I wanted to make a kaleidoscope
What did one orphan say to the other? “Robin, get in the batmobile”
What did one orphan say to the other? “Robin, get in the batmobile”
If we could put bread in a particle collider… We could discover new quarks and glutons.
If we could put bread in a particle collider… We could discover new quarks and glutons.
My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren’t allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive.
My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren’t allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive.
“How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?”
“How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?”
How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati
How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati
I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
Viagra, it won’t make you James Bond… But it will make you Roger Moore.
Viagra, it won’t make you James Bond… But it will make you Roger Moore.
If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp.
If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp.