How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati
I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
Viagra, it won’t make you James Bond… But it will make you Roger Moore.
Viagra, it won’t make you James Bond… But it will make you Roger Moore.
If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp.
If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp.
My friend is 1/8th Jew He’s Jew…Ish
My friend is 1/8th Jew He’s Jew…Ish
How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night.
How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night.
If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine.
If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine.
Procrastination Paradox… If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating…???
Procrastination Paradox… If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating…???
What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
I see children like I see bongo drums They’re slightly irritating but it’s fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public
I see children like I see bongo drums They’re slightly irritating but it’s fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public