[nerdy] A new shoe slogan “Be happy, and you will buy Converse!”
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I’m not a very good roll model
Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I’m not a very good roll model
For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician’s wife to wave like a normal human being.
For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician’s wife to wave like a normal human being.
Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs.
Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs.
My negotiating strategy is to make a skeptical face for one second then pay what the other person asked.
My negotiating strategy is to make a skeptical face for one second then pay what the other person asked.
What’s the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands.
What’s the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands.
In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this.
In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this.
WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!
WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!
What’s black and doesn’t work? Half of London.
What’s black and doesn’t work? Half of London.