Why is air like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*
*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*
How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post.
How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post.
Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he’s a great dentist so I let it go.
Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he’s a great dentist so I let it go.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn’t find the recipe.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn’t find the recipe.
TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we’re in the top 10.
TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we’re in the top 10.
When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy.
When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy.
There’s no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt
There’s no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt
How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!
How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!
An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who’s there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? … … Knock knock.
An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who’s there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? … … Knock knock.