Category: Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn’t afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet

Never trust a woman who doesn’t b*tch about everything.

What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus

I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I’m actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site

My first time doing standup was a lot like my first time having sex. I finished way too early and when it was over I couldn’t stop apologizing.

A pithy Mexican enters a store… and he said: “two bags of chips, pork flavor!”

Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is “Either way, you get your pet back”.

What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I’ll see myself out)

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia

Snow in the forecast… …and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, “Fat chance, with a face like that!”