A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it’s a rocky degree
Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer.
Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer.
Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with “iPhone 6 in Stock” and watch the shenanigans ensue.
FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with “iPhone 6 in Stock” and watch the shenanigans ensue.
Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair’o’bollock trajectory.
Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair’o’bollock trajectory.
My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one
My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one
What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!
What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!
Soup Person1 my alphabet soup is telling me a message. Person 2 what is it saying? Person1: oooooo Person 2 *sigh* Those are cheerios
Soup Person1 my alphabet soup is telling me a message. Person 2 what is it saying? Person1: oooooo Person 2 *sigh* Those are cheerios
Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.
Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster.