I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick
I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike… But it would be globally offensive.
I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike… But it would be globally offensive.
a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak
a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak
What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo
What do you call a thug Australian mammal? a gang-aroo
How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
(Physics) What’s a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff.
(Physics) What’s a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff.
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh.
What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh.
Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference.
Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.