My grandma can hold her breath for over fourteen years!
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? ‘Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It’s called the wetback setback.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
“Who ate all the crackers?!” – racist cannibal.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
When I die I want my remains poured out of an airplane over the Grand Canyon. But don’t cremate me. Just dump my body on some tourists.
Boss: Where’s the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven’t made any progress that’s my report What I imagine it’d be like if I had a job
Boss: Where’s the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven’t made any progress that’s my report What I imagine it’d be like if I had a job
The difference between ‘butter’ and ‘i cant believe its not butter’… Is Marge-inal
The difference between ‘butter’ and ‘i cant believe its not butter’… Is Marge-inal
Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing.
Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing.
What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn’t work in text
What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn’t work in text
Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest.
Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest.