What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry
“so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?” [over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first
“so, have you ever done a job interview over the phone before?” [over vigorous peeing] no, this will be a first
God said He loves me? That’s awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people.
God said He loves me? That’s awkward. Tell Him I want to see other people.
If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?
If a quiz is quizzical what is a test?
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama
A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama
Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you’re making me pitch a tent.
Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you’re making me pitch a tent.
bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this’ll be the best mannequin challenge yet
bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this’ll be the best mannequin challenge yet
*leads a conga line off of a bridge
*leads a conga line off of a bridge
TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans.
TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans.