Tim’s father has three sons: Snap, crackle, and…? Tim
[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That’s correct.
[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That’s correct.
What’s the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! … I’ll see myself out.
What’s the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! … I’ll see myself out.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch!
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don’t have balls to scratch!
How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down.
How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down.
Yo moma is so… good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation
Yo moma is so… good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation
Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks
Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks
What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches.
What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches.
Asian gangs, also known as study groups..
Asian gangs, also known as study groups..
There’s a thin line between word and world.
There’s a thin line between word and world.