Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated.
What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman
What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman
Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? After the ring, you wake up!
Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? After the ring, you wake up!
My company issues user id’s to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name. I feel sorry for my new coworker Tim Watson.
My company issues user id’s to its new employees based on the 1st letter of their 1st name and the 1st 3 letters of their last name. I feel sorry for my new coworker Tim Watson.
How do you think the unthinkable ? “With an itheberg.” – Mike Tyson
How do you think the unthinkable ? “With an itheberg.” – Mike Tyson
What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus
What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus
TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans.
TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans.
Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist.
Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist.
The main reason I got divorced is because I got married.
The main reason I got divorced is because I got married.
I like my Coffee, like my President. . . Black with some cream. But don’t acknowledge the cream because it’s so much more impressive to have it straight black.
I like my Coffee, like my President. . . Black with some cream. But don’t acknowledge the cream because it’s so much more impressive to have it straight black.