Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let’s be realistic lol
My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive
My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive
What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety
What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety
If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake… would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?
If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake… would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?
China’s rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png
China’s rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png
What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!
What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!
How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash.
How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash.
Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won’t be a dry seat in the cinema.
Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won’t be a dry seat in the cinema.
Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
“That’s a sexy little outfit you’re wearing,” I said. “I bet you want my cock in you.” “Dave,” my wife said, “do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?”
“That’s a sexy little outfit you’re wearing,” I said. “I bet you want my cock in you.” “Dave,” my wife said, “do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?”