Which of the Knights of the Round Table actually created the round table? Circumference.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia
I like my women like my heroin Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia
Why couldn’t the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight.
Why couldn’t the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight.
How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb? He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he’s doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.
Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he’s doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.
She can argue for 4 hours straight… but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts.
She can argue for 4 hours straight… but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts.
Donald Trump’s dream is within his grasp He’s about to get fucked by every woman in America
Donald Trump’s dream is within his grasp He’s about to get fucked by every woman in America
What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic.
What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!