Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it’s too cheesy. -__-
Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)
Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)
I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said ‘do not eat’. That was close.
I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said ‘do not eat’. That was close.
This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping.
This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping.
I just couldn’t stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal… It was riveting.
I just couldn’t stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal… It was riveting.
Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized… I don’t have a house
Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized… I don’t have a house
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive
That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband… – I should have married the devil instead of you! – Well, that’s impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband… – I should have married the devil instead of you! – Well, that’s impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
I’ve always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper.
I’ve always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper.