Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry.
What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*
What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*
I got 4,627 problems and 697 of them are toothpicks, 884 of them are threads on my pillow, 3,045 are leaves on these trees, and OCD is 1.
I got 4,627 problems and 697 of them are toothpicks, 884 of them are threads on my pillow, 3,045 are leaves on these trees, and OCD is 1.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers!
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers!
*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what’s with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?
*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what’s with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?
I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin
What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin
There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up
There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up
How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.
How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.
Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won’t talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I’m killing u in ur sleep tonight.
Me: What kind of Dr. treats men who won’t talk on the phone? GF: What? M: A Guy-no-call-ogist. GF: I’m killing u in ur sleep tonight.