A white male walks into a bar… Huehuehuehuehue
I don’t like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won’t stand them.
I don’t like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won’t stand them.
I’ve managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It’s pretty straight forward really.
I’ve managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It’s pretty straight forward really.
What’s the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
What’s the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don’t have to save for retirement…
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don’t have to save for retirement…
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
Why doesn’t Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Why doesn’t Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?
Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?