What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers.
Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny
Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny
How do you tell when it’s Halloween at Lana Del Ray’s house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn.
How do you tell when it’s Halloween at Lana Del Ray’s house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn.
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It’s a trick question.
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It’s a trick question.
They say travel broadens the mind… Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)
They say travel broadens the mind… Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)
Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, “what kind of therapy is he in?” because of course I said that
Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, “what kind of therapy is he in?” because of course I said that
what’t the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
what’t the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.