Why does Hillary have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? Because she wants to be the First Lady.
Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old
Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old
Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name
Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name
What’s the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can’t go a night without robin.
What’s the difference between a black man and batman? A black guy can’t go a night without robin.
whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!
whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!
What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!
What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!
“I don’t have a racist bone in my body!” –Riley Cooper’s girlfriend postcoitus
“I don’t have a racist bone in my body!” –Riley Cooper’s girlfriend postcoitus
What do you call a cow that has given birth? ….. Decalfinated.
What do you call a cow that has given birth? ….. Decalfinated.
[OC] What is the gay community’s favourite type of question? Queries.
[OC] What is the gay community’s favourite type of question? Queries.
Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
Classicle Dance insult Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.