Finding Nemo 3: Nemo’s mom isn’t dead. Nemo’s dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo’s mom finds them. It’s a revenge tale.
“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”
“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”
I like to steal other peoples’ Viagra… It’s a real dick move, I know.
I like to steal other peoples’ Viagra… It’s a real dick move, I know.
Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called – get this – Chu Chew!
Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called – get this – Chu Chew!
A guy told me he didn’t have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often.
A guy told me he didn’t have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream
How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream
Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? “Let’s do lunch.”
Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? “Let’s do lunch.”
What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers.
What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers.
Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny
Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny