what’t the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don’t kill Kevin Bacon.
I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now.
I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now.
The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking
The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking
Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don’t know why I decided to post this..
Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don’t know why I decided to post this..
I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide.
I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide.
What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7
What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning.