Category: Cowboy jokes

What did the gay deer say after leaving the club? I can’t believe I blew ten bucks in there.

Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders.

What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb. – Steve Martin, “My Blue Heaven”

Just laid an egg. Very worried

I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit… They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times.

Schooner or later, sailors… …engage in rudder nonsense.

Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, “what does your Father do”? . . . . . . Student :” Whatever Mom Says”

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?

I just found out that there’s a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*

Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that’s not the whole story so if you see “charged with battery” don’t buy it!