Category: Cowboy jokes

Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher

So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? “No I mean do you have any questions about the job?”

Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)

I almost ate that little packet in the shoe box. Good thing it said ‘do not eat’. That was close.

This is the last pair of shoes I buy from a drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I just keep tripping.

I just couldn’t stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal… It was riveting.

Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized… I don’t have a house

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive

I’ll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little