My new year’s resolution is 640 x 480 This NYE I’m going out and getting fucking pixelated.
I don’t always roll a joint, But when I do it’s my ankle
I don’t always roll a joint, But when I do it’s my ankle
What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!
What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!
If children refuse to sleep during nap time… …are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If children refuse to sleep during nap time… …are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it’s also bad.
I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it’s also bad.
I guess the Republican party… … **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore.
I guess the Republican party… … **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore.
I have something witty to say Something witty
I have something witty to say Something witty
What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves.
What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves.
What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now
What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now
Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to.
Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to.