Category: Cowboy jokes

[bank] I’d like to pay this into my account [empties pockets full of cat teeth] OMG I’m so sorry [takes card back] that’s the wrong account

How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger.

kid, we’ve been tracking your performance on the self checkout… you’re the best we’ve ever seen. we’d like you to become our head cashier

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars.

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke’mon

Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain’t funny

Finding Nemo 3: Nemo’s mom isn’t dead. Nemo’s dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo’s mom finds them. It’s a revenge tale.

“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”

I like to steal other peoples’ Viagra… It’s a real dick move, I know.

Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called – get this – Chu Chew!