Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain’t funny
what’t the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
what’t the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son’s lunch box
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points
Finding Nemo 3: Nemo’s mom isn’t dead. Nemo’s dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo’s mom finds them. It’s a revenge tale.
Finding Nemo 3: Nemo’s mom isn’t dead. Nemo’s dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo’s mom finds them. It’s a revenge tale.
“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”
“Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. “He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” “What’s his name?” asked the friend. “Bob.”
I like to steal other peoples’ Viagra… It’s a real dick move, I know.
I like to steal other peoples’ Viagra… It’s a real dick move, I know.
Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called – get this – Chu Chew!
Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called – get this – Chu Chew!
A guy told me he didn’t have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often.
A guy told me he didn’t have a penis I doubt he gets cocky often.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.