A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “I’ll have fish and chips twice” he orders. “Sure I heard you the first time” came the reply.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough
The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough
They say people couldn’t have everything because they don’t have enough space to put it, I say ‘everything’ includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
They say people couldn’t have everything because they don’t have enough space to put it, I say ‘everything’ includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips.
What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips.
What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!
What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!
What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he’s been waiting? Imp-Patient!
What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he’s been waiting? Imp-Patient!
How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying
How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying
STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business
STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business
Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side.
Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side.