Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT.
Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn’t like the classes.
Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn’t like the classes.
Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque.
Was Johann Sebastian Bach wealthy? No, he was baroque.
My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum.
My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum.
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian
How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian
My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich.
My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich.
How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.
How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.
A kiss begins with K. But it’s also just a text from someone who doesn’t want to have a conversation with you.
A kiss begins with K. But it’s also just a text from someone who doesn’t want to have a conversation with you.
I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him.
I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him.