Giant methane storms on Uranus Ex-post from r/science
i wonder if… a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says “thanks for coming”
i wonder if… a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says “thanks for coming”
Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they’re always wearing the same thing.
Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they’re always wearing the same thing.
My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, “Mypenis,” and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, “Mypenis,” and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex.
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex.
[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it’s little heart beating! Isn’t it amazing… Me: It looks like a crossiant
[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it’s little heart beating! Isn’t it amazing… Me: It looks like a crossiant
Why don’t ghosts play sports? Boo!
Why don’t ghosts play sports? Boo!
I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke.
I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke.
What’s Jesus’ Favourite gun? A nailgun
What’s Jesus’ Favourite gun? A nailgun
What was Hitler’s favorite sandwich? The Auschwich.
What was Hitler’s favorite sandwich? The Auschwich.