Men treat women like objects. Weird men treat objects like women.
Some people are very down to earth… You know, midgets.
Some people are very down to earth… You know, midgets.
What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn’t start singing when you chain it.
What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn’t start singing when you chain it.
Boss: This is the 3rd time I’ve seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?
Boss: This is the 3rd time I’ve seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?
A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?
A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?
What is Superman’s comedy sketch show called? Essen-El
What is Superman’s comedy sketch show called? Essen-El
I like my sex like I like my belts… If it’s not tight enough, I’ll move it to another hole .
I like my sex like I like my belts… If it’s not tight enough, I’ll move it to another hole .
What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin
What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin
There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up
There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up
How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.
How do you catch a polar bear? Go to the north pole and dig a hole in the ice. Set some peas around the hole and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ice-hole.