What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt.
Helen Keller walked into a bar… and then a table, and then a chair.
Helen Keller walked into a bar… and then a table, and then a chair.
What do you call a cow that has given birth? ….. Decalfinated.
What do you call a cow that has given birth? ….. Decalfinated.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn’t he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy
Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn’t he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “I’ll have fish and chips twice” he orders. “Sure I heard you the first time” came the reply.
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “I’ll have fish and chips twice” he orders. “Sure I heard you the first time” came the reply.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough
The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough
They say people couldn’t have everything because they don’t have enough space to put it, I say ‘everything’ includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
They say people couldn’t have everything because they don’t have enough space to put it, I say ‘everything’ includes a bag with infinite space so I can put everything in easily.
What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips.
What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips.