Category: Cowboy jokes

I overheard a voyeur couple talk… … about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes.

The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation.

Beef farmers in Washington are fighting to protect their cattle, whose water supply has been tainted with THC from the marijiana industry The steaks have never been higher

So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? “No I mean do you have any questions about the job?”

Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.

fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello… whats the quack? – this may be the worst irish joke ever… does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling

What’s another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense.

How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short

I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand It’s 7