I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco
How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won’t screw.
How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won’t screw.
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.
How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool.
How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool.
Don’t glare at me lady! You’re the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!
Don’t glare at me lady! You’re the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!
Parenthood teaches us that “Blue’s Clues” and “Booze Cruise” sound alike for a reason.
Parenthood teaches us that “Blue’s Clues” and “Booze Cruise” sound alike for a reason.
“We should see other people” PIGEON: coo “It’s not u it’s me” – coo “I’m breaking up w/ u” – coo “I’m sleeping w/ ur brother” – not coo
“We should see other people” PIGEON: coo “It’s not u it’s me” – coo “I’m breaking up w/ u” – coo “I’m sleeping w/ ur brother” – not coo