If two people love each other nothing is impossible… Except deciding where to eat.
YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever.
YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever.
All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood
All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls.
Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
When someone with a lisp says bismuth… You know they mean business.
When someone with a lisp says bismuth… You know they mean business.
So I’m chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she’s telling me she’s an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!
So I’m chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she’s telling me she’s an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!
Gravity is just a myth. We all know it’s the white man keeping us down.
Gravity is just a myth. We all know it’s the white man keeping us down.
Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn’t load every time he tried to click ‘home’…
Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn’t load every time he tried to click ‘home’…