Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen
Billy Mays is in heaven now… Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it’s $19.99.
Billy Mays is in heaven now… Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it’s $19.99.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They gave her a basketball.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They gave her a basketball.
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.
My girlfriend’s angry because I got drunk and did a shit on the roof. Please tell me, how can I wipe the slate clean?
My girlfriend’s angry because I got drunk and did a shit on the roof. Please tell me, how can I wipe the slate clean?
Everyone ready for the election? I’m still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?
Everyone ready for the election? I’m still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
“Wanna hear a chemistry joke?” “Na, man, I’m good.” “Wow, you didn’t have to get salty over it.” (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)
“Wanna hear a chemistry joke?” “Na, man, I’m good.” “Wow, you didn’t have to get salty over it.” (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)
What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!
What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!
I asked my mother who was her favorite child… She thought for a second and said, “Do I have to pick one of mine?”
I asked my mother who was her favorite child… She thought for a second and said, “Do I have to pick one of mine?”