How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water
Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.
Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.
My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed.
My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed.
My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can’t get laid.
My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can’t get laid.
What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling.
What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling.
What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag
What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar… The bartender asks “Where did you get him?” The parrot said “Africa”
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar… The bartender asks “Where did you get him?” The parrot said “Africa”
My fake ID’s finally ready. Can’t wait to order off the kids’ menu!!
My fake ID’s finally ready. Can’t wait to order off the kids’ menu!!