Category: Children jokes

What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What’s the best remedy for a sex starved drug addict? A jack and coke.

Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they’ve got their pants on?

I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won’t screw.

I was gonna post a joke about you… But I just realized it doesn’t mean anything.

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What’s the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money

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