Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady.
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
Your moms ass is like sensitive data… …you gotta back dat shit up!
Your moms ass is like sensitive data… …you gotta back dat shit up!
When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? ‘Cuse me?
When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? ‘Cuse me?
What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large
What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large
Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA
Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they’re full of Arab semen
Billy Mays is in heaven now… Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it’s $19.99.
Billy Mays is in heaven now… Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it’s $19.99.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They gave her a basketball.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They gave her a basketball.
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.