Category: Children jokes

Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They’re not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.

You’re so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you

Rosy Red Cheeks What do you get when you squat over a rosy red fire?

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.

My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on….. I said,”yes.” She said,”urine for a treat.”

here’s a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common? They both keep you from getting to the ball!

My favorite book as a child was… …’I Fell Off Mt Everest’ by Eileen Dover.

By now, I’ve stopped calling it “sandwich” meat and started calling it “stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie” meat.

A husband finds his wife in bed with three men. He says, “Well, hello, hello, hello! His wife says, “Aren’t you going to say hello to me?”