My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can’t get laid.
What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling.
What is Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling.
What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag
What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar… The bartender asks “Where did you get him?” The parrot said “Africa”
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar… The bartender asks “Where did you get him?” The parrot said “Africa”
My fake ID’s finally ready. Can’t wait to order off the kids’ menu!!
My fake ID’s finally ready. Can’t wait to order off the kids’ menu!!
What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo.
What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo.
Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they’re so basic.
Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they’re so basic.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what’ll you have? Ghost says: I’m here for the boos.
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what’ll you have? Ghost says: I’m here for the boos.