My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.
How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool.
How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool.
Don’t glare at me lady! You’re the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!
Don’t glare at me lady! You’re the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!
Ladies, if your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There’s no reason to remind him every 6 months.
Ladies, if your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There’s no reason to remind him every 6 months.
What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone’s head? Facial Hare
What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone’s head? Facial Hare
What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!
What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!
When your mate says his name is Stephen with a ‘ph’ to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading ‘PHEVEN’. That.
When your mate says his name is Stephen with a ‘ph’ to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading ‘PHEVEN’. That.