What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider
How do you know someone’s an engineer? No worries they will tell you
How do you know someone’s an engineer? No worries they will tell you
Just because nobody complains Doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains Doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes.
What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Boss: You’re not fired but we’re taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No– Me: Sounds like a promotion to me.
Boss: You’re not fired but we’re taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No– Me: Sounds like a promotion to me.
Me: Why don’t I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That’s right. Gross.
Me: Why don’t I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That’s right. Gross.
What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno….dos….*poof*” He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno….dos….*poof*” He disappeared without a tres