Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they’re so basic.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what’ll you have? Ghost says: I’m here for the boos.
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what’ll you have? Ghost says: I’m here for the boos.
Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything
Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?
Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?
If two people love each other nothing is impossible… Except deciding where to eat.
If two people love each other nothing is impossible… Except deciding where to eat.
YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever.
YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever.
All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood
All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood